thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
If heaven was made of peanut butter, and hell was made of chocolate, which would you prefer to end up?
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
Life is swell
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
doc-knock: this is seriously my favorite...